Am I a Hipster or am I a Muppet?

Blog Bomb and I doing our best Hipster Impression

So it would appear that I am beginning to tick the boxes that would equate to me being a full blown Hipster. Lately I do think that Hipsters are getting bad press, they're not all as douchey as the mainstream media make out. So what Hipster like attributes have befallen me:

• Writes a Blog
• Wears skinny jeans
• Started using Instagram
• Likes ascetically pleasingness (shops, restaurants etc.)
• Goes antiquing

All this said there are more Hipster characteristics that I cannot measure up to:

• Not too cool for anything
• In fact never been cool
• More of a Muppet really (this was made into 3 points for stress purposes)
• Can't play synth
• Can't play any instrument
• I don't like things ironically, I like just like things, a lot of things
• Not obsessed with triangle shapes
• Never been on the list to any club or gig
• Picture above aside don't actually wear glasses, I have 20/20 vision and would never wear a pair of empty frames
• Don't wear anything if it's uncomfortable
• Nothing retro on my necklace
• I don't own a Fixie bike
• My mustache hasn't fully filled in

I think deep down I may be slightly fascinated by the idea of Hipsters but there seems to be an awful amount of effort needed to actually be one. Seems absolutely exhausting. I think I'm happier being a Muppet in skinny jeans.

GBM