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| So this was in my Suitcase |
After being in Ireland for 8 days I was joined by Husband last Friday. Conversation below is from Monday when we were packing our suitcase to head back to Zurich.
Husband picks up the offending article above.
Husband: 'Eh hun, what's this about?'
GBM: 'It's my protein shake powder'
Silly Husband, I told him I've started taking protein shakes for training. It must be his forgetums acting up again.
Husband: 'No I know what it is, I mean what part of you thought this was a good idea?'
GBM: 'Granted I didn't use as much as I envisaged but my intentions were in the right place.'
Husband looks at me and shakes his head.
Husband: 'No hun, what part of you thought that having an unlabelled suspect white powder in your suitcase was a good idea?'
I stare at him, mouth opened with an 'I didn't think of that' look on my face.
GBM: 'Eh...er.....em'
Husband: 'Sweetie?'
GBM: The part of me that is obsessed with Disney movies and My Little Pony* didn't think about this, the part of me that thinks everyone is good and that of course a lunch box of white powder is clearly protein shake mixture and not drugs! Shit, what if I get stopped by customs?'
Husband: 'It will be fine, they will just test the substance but it's a lot of unwanted hassle'
I bang my head against the wall.
Husband: 'In future though just no, in fact I'm packing your suitcase next time'
I didn't get stopped in the end and all was good in the enchanted world of my innocent view point but you live and you learn.
Husband Logic 3 : Man-boy 0
*I'm talking about the 2010 reboot 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' and before you make fun, I dare you to watch a few episodes and not love. Bronies forever!
GBM
